Michael Swarbrick’s pathetic existence had just got better. He was even on a date with the girl of his dreams. A romantic donkey ride on the beach, followed by some daring skinny dipping in the sea. Delightful! Only… one small moment of bliss ends with Michael: a) getting arrested, b) becoming a local celebrity and c) becoming an internet sensation BECAUSE THEY THINK HE’S A NUDIST. (He isn’t.) Now Michael is swept up in a tidal wave of terrible events that will RUIN HIS LIFE – AGAIN!